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Oluwa · Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: IF....

If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

Shocked

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mnjodette · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:05 am Post subject:

Hmmmmmm.....something to ponder.....

If the invisible man married the invisible woman, would their children not be much to look at?
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Oluwa · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:33 am Post subject:

What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Saysusie · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:15 am Post subject:

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hatlady · Tiger Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 810 Location: Illinois

Hmmm....

What happens to the hole when you finish the swiss cheese?
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Oluwa · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject:

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

L.,
O Shocked

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Pretti in Pink · Cobra Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 451 Location: Texas

Lovin' it, keep it coming!!!!!! Laughing

jaideni · Ferret Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 107

why does feet smell and noses run

Oluwa · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:47 am Post subject:

Why do you have to ...put your two cents in... but it's only a penny for your thoughts? What's that extra penny going to? And who is getting richer by the penny?
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sits_inthe_corner · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:43 am Post subject: Remember...you all started it!

Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door.

It had a stone hinge on it.
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sits_inthe_corner · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 am Post subject:

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They will be for people who love meat tender.
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sits_inthe_corner · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:40 am Post subject:

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

K that's the last one...I swear hahahahhahaha
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Oluwa · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?

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Saysusie · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:

This is really great......keep them coming!!!!!
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Oluwa · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:48 am Post subject:

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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